Our funny birthday quotes and sayings always get a laugh! This old Roman speaks wisdom beyond his century.
Funny Birthday Quotes
Advice quotes like these are a great way to say Happy Birthday. All quotes can be emailed as birthday cards.

Funny Birthday Quotes

Wise and Fun Quotes
A few birthday sayings from a wise old Roman
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Money Quote: If at first you don't succeed...
Short Quote: If you can't convince them...
Humor Quote: Before you criticize....
Plan Saying: If you don't know where you are going....

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Jazz up the birthday card you send by including one or more of the humorous quotes below in the message section of your card: just copy the quote and paste it in.
We are all born naked and screaming and if you're lucky that sort of thing won't stop there --Unknown
You were born an original. Don't die a copy. --John Mason
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. --George Santayana
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be. --Robert Browning
Youth has no age. --Pablo Picasso
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